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And now, the news for July, 2010...
Happy Birthday, Johnny Boy! Many of you remember our friend, John Ritchie, who helped us out several months ago by filling in on piano while Sondra was recovering from surgery to repair a broken tendon in her finger. John is our dear friend of many years, an accomplished musician on many instruments, and his birthday is in August. Gil’s brother-in-law, Chuck Baxter, is also a musician in a Jacksonville based blues band called VuDuBlu, and the proprietor of Blue Hippo Recording Studio in Ponte Vedra Beach. Chuck’s big project for July was to remodel his studio and clean out his storage area. Chuck told Gil that he needed to find a new home for some older musical equipment, including a 30 year old Baldwin organ in excellent condition. Gil asked Bobby if he thought John would be interested, and Bobby reminded Gil that John’s birthday was coming up the following month. Before you could say "make a wish and blow out the candles", the Birthday Caper was in full swing. Here’s what happened....

John is a creature of habit and they knew he would be having dinner at the same time and place near his home. So while he was away, Bobby and Gil loaded the organ into Gil’s truck, took it to John’s place and left it right at the front door. Then they arrived at the restaurant just as John was about to dig into his Egg Foo Yung and told him they needed his help with some furniture. Obligingly, he climbed into the truck asking what they were moving and to where. But all they would say was "It’s REALLY heavy" and that they had to deliver it pretty close to where he lives. When they turned into John’s neighborhood, he said "Hey, this is the road I live on!", and Gil said "Oh, really?" When they pulled into John’s driveway he got a little suspicious. And when they got to his front door, it was totally blocked by a huge Baldwin 56R church organ complete with bass pedals, built-in leslie speaker and a bench. As John stood gaping and trying to make sense of it all, Bobby and Gil began offering possible explanations such as; "Maybe one of the neighbors wants you to store it for them", and "Are you sure you didn’t buy this on eBay?". It was so big that John couldn’t get to the front door to open it and had to get in through the back. They got the organ moved and set up in the living room and by this time John didn’t know what to think. Then they told him that it was his early birthday present. He was so surprised you could have buttered his backside and called him a biscuit. But it didn’t take him long to figure out what all the tabs, buttons and stops do, and now he’s searching for music written just for that type of organ. It sounds great, John is thrilled, and Bobby and Gil had a hoot giving it to him. We hope he enjoys it for many birthdays to come.
We’d like to send a shout-out to all the fine folks at the Keystone Heights Social Club and thank them for their wonderful hospitality. We play for their dance every month that has a fifth Thursday. So on July 29th, it was our turn to join Myrtle, "Alley Oop", Glenora, Bob, Miss Willie and all the gang down in Clay and Bradford counties at the Shrine Club Building for a great evening of fun, food and fellowship. (That’s right, for all you trivia fans - Keystone Heights is situated in both counties.) We’re looking forward to seeing yall again at the dance on September 30th, which is the "next fifth Thursday". Mark those calendars!
A Friend in Need Ernie Bennett was a high school class mate of Bobby’s. They were both members of the marching band and concert band, Bobby was in the drum section and Ernie played trombone. Some of the many hats Ernie has worn through the years include that of husband, father, grandfather, son, brother, Ford salesman, member of First Baptist Church in Middleburg, Rotary Club, Safari Club International, Quail Unlimited and Jacksonville Skeet & Trap Club, graduate of Wolfson High School Class of ‘67, Vietnam era Veteran, and an avid hunter & fisherman. We have learned that Ernie is also a Lymphoma warrior and survivor. In 2006, he was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma and underwent chemotherapy and radiation treatments. In May of 2010, the Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma recurred in his stomach and duodenum of his small intestine. Currently, Ernie is receiving aggressive chemotherapy leading to a bone marrow transplant which is projected for August. This will result in his inability to work for a year. If you would like to help, there will be a benefit Ride and Car Show next month in Middleburg. If you don’t ride a motorcycle or have a classic auto, you could have fun attending the event as a spectator.
Ernie Bennett Benefit Ride and Classic Car Show Saturday, September 18, 2010 Prevatt’s Sports Bar & Grill 2620 Blanding Blvd Middleburg, Fla 32068
Sign-In @ 12PM ~ Kickstands up @ 1PM $20 per rider ~ $10 per passenger
Car Show @ 2 PM ~ $25 Entry Fee
50/50 Drawing
Live Entertainment
Corporate or Individual donations are welcome Any and ALL donations are VERY much appreciated!
If you’re unable to attend the benefit but would like to contribute, you can mail your donation to:
Rotary Club of Orange Park P.O. Box 445 Orange Park, Fla 32067 FOR: Ernie
If you can’t make a donation, you could help by spreading the word about the benefit. Thanks very much for anything you can do to help out. Check out www.erniebennett.com

Happy Birthday to Sondra’s Mama! Another July baby. She just turned 83 and she still wants a Margarita with her birthday cake. You go, girl! Feliz Cumpleaños a ti Mama!
Think before you pick up trash from your yard Our friend, Jeanne, always keeps us up to date on the latest news - good, bad or otherwise. (We’re beginning to refer to her as our "roving reporter".) This month she told us of a crime warning that was reported as true on snopes.com. Snopes is a reputable website that investigates rumors, gossip, legends and lore to determine if they are fact or fiction. This is a serious matter that we feel obligated to share with everyone.
Some young folks around the country have recently decided to engage in a "prank" in which they make a homemade bomb by putting a couple of common household items and a little water in a soda or other plastic bottle. Members of law enforcement call this horrid invention a "Works Bomb". The bomb is then left in someone’s yard or in a gutter along the street. They have also been found in people’s mail boxes. The liquid is dark colored and can easily be mistaken for left over soda. When the home owner picks it up to throw it away, the movement causes a chemical reaction between the ingredients inside the capped bottle. Even a small amount of movement is enough for volatile gases to build up in 30 seconds or less and the bottle explodes with tremendous force. At the point of detonation, the liquid that spews from the bomb is actually boiling. The force of the explosion is enough to sever fingers and the boiling liquid can cause 2nd and 3rd degree chemical burns, blindness and lung damage from the toxic fumes.
- PLEASE! Be mindful of these bombs when you are in your yard, getting your mail, mowing your lawn, picking up your newspaper, etc.
- PLEASE! Check your yard carefully before your children go out to play.
- REMEMBER! If you find a soda bottle or any other bottle with liquid in it, examine it carefully BEFORE you touch it or go near it.
- DO NOT TOUCH IT!! If it has liquid in it or shows signs of swelling or melting in any way, call 911.
Better to be safe than sorry. You might think it’s silly to call 911 to report a soda bottle in the yard, but the police don’t think so. If someone is caught making one of these devices - even if they never use it - it’s a 15 year felony. If their bomb causes any injury at all, it’s a 25 year felony. If it causes death, it’s a mandatory life sentence without possibility of parole. Click here to find out more on this story.
Just a little Humor
THE OTHER STALL
I was traveling down the interstate and needed to use the restroom. So I pulled in at a rest stop and headed to the restroom.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall. "Hi, how are you?"
I’m not the type to start a conversation in a restroom, and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin’ just fine!"
And the other person says, "So, what are you up to?"
What kind of a question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre. So... "Uhh... I’m, like you, just traveling?"
Now at this point, I’m just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I tell them, "No, I’m a little busy right now!!"
Then I hear the person say annoyed, "Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall that keeps answering all my questions."

Cell phones! Don't you just love them?
Thank you again and AGAIN You may get tired of hearing us say it, but we will NEVER tire of thanking you for your kind acceptance and support of our efforts to entertain you. Thank you all very, very much. ~ ~ ~
Click on previous newsletters to download: June, 2010 May, 2010
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